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January 14, 2019 12:56 am
caden:
“ e-seal:
“ zvaigzdelasas:
“It be like that
”
I know he ate a seal
” ”

caden:

e-seal:

zvaigzdelasas:

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

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(Source: Flickr / squiver, via pishposhbagosh)

12:54 am

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

technician: good news, doctor!  we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.

scientist: fantastic work, recruit.

technician: thank you, sir!  what do you want us to do with it now?

scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.

technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?

scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do

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12:54 am

microtear:

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This still kills me

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12:53 am 12:53 am

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

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12:53 am

shucktsubo:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

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12:53 am 12:52 am 12:52 am
balm:
“ maidsuokasenpai:
“Y’all joke but I literally got with this guy in college who’s bi but against gay marriage
”
that was sasuke himself
”

balm:

maidsuokasenpai:

Y’all joke but I literally got with this guy in college who’s bi but against gay marriage

that was sasuke himself

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12:52 am

my bi girl ass when anyone insults lesbians on this website

joulejay:

squeezingparrots:

lopunny:

heartvalentine:

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my lesbian ass when anyone insults bi girls on this website

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wlw solidarity

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wlw icons to achieve solidarity

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12:52 am

blissless:

he asked me what my sign is and I said “dollar”

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12:52 am

danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

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(Source: danisontnonfire, via chickenstab)

12:52 am

books-read-in-nooks:

Me at 9:30pm, realising I still have plenty of time to read and sleep:

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Me at 3:00am, still reading:

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12:52 am

straightboyfriend:

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

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12:52 am